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Synopsis: Christians, you have a new savior.
Don't worry. This one's Jewish too.
And his name is Ralph Pincus.
Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie exploitation? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?
5/5 Review for Ralp Pincus, Occultist Extraordinaire
Shocking is an understatement—this is borderline brilliant, vulgar humor.
RALPH PINCUS, OCCULTIST EXTRORDINARE is a fun adventure about the modern man that doesn’t seem to meet the general standard set by society. Ralph Abner Pincus is a grown man. A self-described “Jew with a receding hairline” and one exceptional quality, he’s “the only Jewish person in a room.” It seems that Ralph has exactly zero redeeming qualities in the beginning, he’s the type of man who might find himself reading a Nicholas Sparks novel while cutting the heads off of some little girl’s Barbie dolls. This changes, when Ralph is faced with some difficult decisions—should he collaborate with an evangelical sorcerer and a good vampire in order to make the world a better place? During this unusual jaunt, Ralph Pincus will become another Jewish Savior, yet somehow, this character is not as cliché as the other guy.
This book is quite funny; it requires an inappropriate sense of humor and major suspension of disbelief to get into the story. It seems Marcus Lambert is making a name for himself with this satirical look at the lifestyle of individuals with a deep sense of faith, and his writing probably isn’t for everybody. The author’s odd, playful look at life is intriguing. – Penn Book Review
About the Author
Marcus Lambert (1978-TBD) fancies himself to be a writer. Most find it best to humor him.
Even people who like Mr. Lambert wouldn't be opposed to using male anatomy to describe him.
His website is shittyadjective.com.
